Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant
(Source: jaidefinichonv2, via carillonghorn)
Comedian first, gay second, academic third /
my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:
delete this
I’m suddenly transported back to 2014 and I hate it.
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(Source: dekoi2501post, via plantsplacesthings)
Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!
He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.
They didn’t eat you out. You fed them.
(via plantsplacesthings)
so much drama in one photo
somebody hold me back
(via thebootydiaries)
me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*
me: you know what i mean :/
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